Violent Night

“Someone should just re-make Die Hard with Santa Claus in place of John McClane,” said some studio executive, probably. “To decide for certain that Die Hard is a Christmas movie”, that same eager studio exec, probably. But to raise the stakes and achieve the necessary body count, the heist has to be big. And for the heist to be big, we have to get to know the rich assholes that have all the money, which is too bad. Because we would really rather be watching Santa Claus kill some motherfuckers with a sledgehammer. It’s really enjoyable. And it’s a new Christmas tradition.