The House of Gucci

The characters in The House of Gucci say the word “Gucci” a lot. Lady Gaga, who’s pretty good as a Gucci, probably says Gucci the most. Adam Driver, who plays another Gucci, is probably the second most frequent Gucci character to say Gucci. But other Guccis say Gucci a lot, too. Like the Gucci played by Al Pacino. Or the Gucci-ing Gucci played by Jeremy Irons. Jared Leto, who plays the Gucciest Gucci, waves his arms and hands around a lot when he says Gucci. Leto is so Gucci that he’s the GUCCI Gucci. He Guccis way more than other Guccis, which is a lot of Gucci, let me tell ya. It’s hard to know how much of this Gucci movie is based on the real Guccis, versus the Gucci dramatic license of the Guccis and Gucci. The bottom line is: Guccis Gucci. And when Guccis Gucci, other Guccis Gucci in reply. It’s a Gucci-off. Who will be the greatest Gucci??  There’s a lot of Gucci-ing in The House of Gucci. Sir Ridley reveals all things Gucci with Gucci aplomb. Gucci Gucci, Gucci Gucci.