screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Thursday, December 16, 2021

Spider-Man: No Way Home

** SPOILER-MAN **

It’s a game of superhero “top this.” Cram in all the heroes and all of the villains from all of the movies in an enormous super-powered Altman movie. It’s all about multi-dimensional entrances. Who will swing in next? It’s like an acrobatic Dean Martin Celebrity Roast. It’s fun, action-packed, long, and emotional. It fills your eyeballs with so much information that there’s no possibility of realizing what’s missing from the mix. Women, for example. They couldn’t at least dust-off Elizabeth Banks? For the ticket price, you couldn’t get more bang for your buck. It’s a hoot watching the multi-verse escapees banter about; comparing notes, etc. Of course, all of this was done already in the superior, animated Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, not that it’s a competition. All spider-people are welcome.

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