screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application
Sunday, August 30, 2009
The Room
Some critics say 2003's The Room is the worst movie ever made. It was reportedly $6 million to produce and self-distributed by the star, producer, director. It’s become a cult event now, taking over a 5-theatre multiplex with midnight revelers who scream jokes, make fun of the characters, laugh at the genuinely bad lines and throw things at the screen. As an experience, it was a lot of fun, and I admittedly wasn’t in the mood for an ironically bad movie. Nevertheless, I laughed wholeheartedly at the snappy audience quips and the truly awful drama. I’m not sure if I’d see it again. Once may be enough. But it’s worth it for the laughs and the shared experience.
Friday, August 28, 2009
World's Greatest Dad

Sunday, August 23, 2009
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Forgettable Used Cars derivative with an underused cast and only a smattering of funny bits. John Landis’ 2004 doc Slasher is a much better bet.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Inglourious Basterds

And now a word about revisionist history. If our politicians can lie so regularly and openly about hidden weapons, U.S Attorney firings, and torturing detainees, and if people can pull “death panels” out of their asses during a health care debate, why not rewrite history? There’s no doubt in my mind someone, some day, will believe this is a true story. For some people, it’s easier to believe the lie.
Also, SO much better than Death Proof.
Friday, August 14, 2009
District 9

Thursday, August 13, 2009
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus
I couldn’t resist the rare opportunity to see a z-grade, made-for-cable monster movie starring Lorenzo Lamas on the big screen. And it was as bad as it sounds. It was laughable how much stock footage they used, and how many times, over and over again, they used the exact same shots! Still, there’s something admirable here. They know what they’re making, they know how bad it is, they do it with conviction and they have a market. But I can’t really recommend this under any circumstances — unless you’re dying to see a giant shark jump out of the ocean to catch and eat a commercial airliner!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Thirst
A romantic but twisted revision of the vampire legend, wherein a priest is infected through a blood-transfusion and is overcome with lust. Very involved, sweeping, and quite likely expensive, it’s a feast for the eyes. “Crouching Tiger” style leaps and chases arise through busy streets, while blood and light carefully paint every frame. Performances from the lovers are fantastic, especially Kim Ok-Vin who undergoes many radical transformations, the least of which have to do with vampirism itself. But it varies wildly in tone, the romance begets lust begets violence begets surrealism begets comedy, and suddenly you’re so far from the reality the movie establishes at the beginning it’s downright unsettling. It’s long and strange, but it’s something different, if you’ve had your fill of G.I. Joe and Harry Potter.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Not as bad as everyone is saying. Certainly not as bad as Transformers. 99% of the cast knows what kind of movie it is and they all ham it up fittingly. Only one poor hold-out thinks it’s Black Hawk Down. Unfortunately, it’s the main guy: Channing Tatum. Somebody forgot to tell him he was starring in a movie based on a cartoon and a line of toys. He’s about as inappropriately serious as Sean Penn at an awards show. Funny to say, but he could take a few acting lessons from Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Sienna Miller, who might say,"Lighten up! Have fun with it."
Friday, August 07, 2009
A Perfect Getaway
A great airplane movie. Sure, you might not want to spend the evening and the big bucks, but you’d be psyched if this was the in-flight show. It’s perfect escapism, a perfect waste of time. Plot twists and action twists are expected but fun, and kudos to Timothy Olyphant and Steve Zahn for tinkering playfully with their “types.”
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