screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Sunday, June 18, 2006

Poseidon

Lots of people drown. If you like watching people drown, this movies for you. Me, I feel like I had my fill of people drowning round about the time “Fergie” from the Black Eyed Peas drowns. All the drownings beyond that were really just gratuitous. But we all have our own tolerance for how many times we can watch people drown. You, gentle blog reader, may have a much higher tolerance for drowning people than I do. If so, see this movie. If you feel like you have a low to average tolerance for watching people drown, then stay away. Because lots of people drown. Lots of ‘em. Only a handful of people don’t drown, out of, like, thousands. So, there you have it.

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