Grown Ups

This piece of shit is a fucking travesty. The arrogance and laziness on display is appalling. How DARE the filmmakers misuse this ensemble of strong actors and comedians with this sophomoric, story-less script. Did Adam Sandler and company honestly think, “We don’t need a script! We’re hilarious! We’ll just shoot a long-ass montage in a water park and the jokes’ll write themselves!” Fuck you, Adam Sandler! Have some fucking respect. You had Maya Rudolph, for Christ sake! You had Maria Bello? And this? This lazy, conceited piece of shit is what you come up with? You’re fucking dead to me, Sandler. Funny People SUCKED! I don’t even think P.T. Anderson can save you now. “Hey everybody! Let’s make a movie by a lake in the summer! And we’ll take all of our friends and it’ll just be one big, expensive party that the studio will pay for! We don’t need a script. We’ll just get all the guys together and go canoeing and pee off the side of the boat! It’ll be hilarious! ‘Cause peeing is funny! And off of a canoe!? That’s priceless!” Fuck you, Happy Madison. The Waterboy was twelve years ago. You better get off your rich, lazy ass and do something funny, because this bullshit about releasing your home movies of your vacation with your buddies as a feature film doesn’t fucking fly.