screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Friday, November 19, 2010

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 1

“Hermione! Let’s spend 140 minutes of screen time in this magical tent trying to figure out what one mysterious symbol means.”

“Okay, Harry. And I might occasionally take a few moments to sit on some rocks in the woods and read.”

“That sounds like a ripping good idea, Hermione! Erectus tenticus!”

And so on...

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:02 PM

    our heroes are attacked at the wedding? No problem, just teleport away.
    Attacked by the snake in the house? No problem, just teleport away.
    Attacked by snatchers in the woods? No problem, They'll just try to run away on foot as if they suddenly didn't posses magical powers.
    And don't forget the opening - where they use a dozen minor charecters and a complicated plan that will put their lives in danger and potentially lead to the deaths of innocent Muggles on the streets of London - instead of just teleporting away.

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  2. Yeah! And what about the invisibility cloaks and flying brooms? Maybe Hermione should have thrown some of those into her bottomless bag!

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