Captain America: The First Avenger

Joe Johnston is great at the corny nostalgia. It’s a gift, really. Chris Evans was cast perfectly and the “little Steve” segments were technically amazing. It seemed like it was probably a good movie. I was at the theatre. Really. But I couldn’t actually SEE the movie, because it was WAY TOO DARK. I kept having to lift up my 3-D glass just to see what was going on. Maybe I should see it again in 2-D so I can actually perceive the action on screen.