screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Saturday, March 08, 2014

300: Rise of an Empire

The Original 300 raised a certain kind of bar for hyper-reality and overacting. The spraying blood and ridiculous visuals were matched well by Gerard Butler’s screaming and posturing. In a way, a new genre was born. This current iteration lacks the charismatic hero of the former. Not that there’s anything wrong with Themistocles or his quest, but he acts like he might be more at home in a more historically accurate sword and sandal pic.

ON THE OTHER HAND… Eva Green smirks, bitches, and wisecracks her way into stealing this movie out from everyone else. Her bellowing and self-aggrandizement is HYSTERICAL. She seems like she truly understands what Gerry Butler had achieved and she’s determined to surpass his heroic histrionics with her own deliciously conniving villainy. She takes what could have been a tolerable but unremarkable movie and turns it up to eleven.

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