Extraction

The most famous of the Hemsworths tries his hand at a Jason Bourne/John Wick kill fest. While there are brief attempts to be serious, giving the hero Tyler Rake (yes, that’s right, “Tyler Rake”) a sad backstory, this is mostly about the killin’. Most of the killin’ is with machine guns, but there’s still some stabbin’ and fightin’ and drivin’ to be had. The entire police force is corrupt, ya see, so there’s plenty of warm bodies for Thor to maim. But you have to wonder if some of those killed cops really WANTED to be corrupt, or they got peer-pressured into it by their corrupt cop buddies. No matter. They’re dead before you want to think about it. Kudos to Netflix for making a big-time, kick-ass action movie. But when the movie theaters start to fold, this might be the movie they point to as the final nail. That’s a good movie title: FINAL NAIL. Tyler Rake in “FINAL NAIL!” Only on Netflix!