Silent Hill

I have no idea what I just saw. It's impossible to discuss this movie without revealing the plot, which is impossible because the plot is impossible to figure out. Robin Wright clone and Woody Allen muse Radha Mitchell is game and committed as the mom searching for the missing daughter in the haunted town. Ah, if only it were that simple. Eventually she teams up with a hot, fetishy blond cop, Laurie Holden, and they find themselves shooting and running from all kinds of random CGI monsters, and a weird, sword-wielding giant with a trapezoid on his head. The plot descends into pure chaos when the women take refuge in a church, only to have the ghostly people inside accuse them of being witches. The daughter ends up being a demon or something; with a Canadian accent. Ultimately, it turns out the town might be Hell and the mom and the daughter might be dead. Who the hell knows.