Touristas

All about the bikinis. Tries to mislead by pretending to be about something else, but becomes all about the thing they tell you it’s about. Then there’s an underwater set-piece that has nothing to do with anything. But really all about the bikinis. I believe it takes a true artist to try to understand the thing that compels them and to explore that. Director John Stockwell (Blue Crush, Into the Blue) needs to do this. He needs to dig deep, go out on a limb and really try to understand his bikini fetish. We will all be grateful.