Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

I have very little memory of this movie, and not because I was drunk. (see Blades of Glory review.) It’s a low-impact, generic trifle. While the silver surfer effects were cool, and unfortunately invoked the potential for something much cooler, the whole affair is pretty bland. Too, it’s family friendly, which is also unfortunate, since they had Jessica Alba, and they made almost no effort to exploit her hot body.