Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Redefines bad. The first one was stupid, but fun. This was offensive – a crime against humanity. It’s a kind of a rehash of the Bad Boys 2 debacle. Bad Boys? Cheesy, but fun. Bad Boys 2? Crime against humanity. Maybe Michael Bay shouldn’t do sequels. What’s tragic, too, is, I read about some of the many effects artists and the many months an army of people would work on one six-second sequence. It’s a shame such careful, hard-working technicians would, perhaps unknowingly, be accessories to this atrocity. The script? Terrible. The lame jokes? Like hot pokers in the eye. The running time? Appalling. Wow. Let’s never speak of this again.