screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Saturday, August 28, 2010

Piranha 3D

Quick, Elizabeth Shue, that guy needs a bandage! Rip off your shirt and use it as a tourniquet! Oh no! Now there are hundreds of partying girls in bikinis being eaten! In 3-D! There’s blood everywhere! It looks like the opening of Saving Private Ryan! But your kids are lost in a boat out on the lake! Better go save them! Thank God Ving Rhames is there to chop up a few of the dino-fish and thank God Doc Brown is there to explain the plot! Swim, Elizabeth Shue’s horny, thickheaded son! Swim for your life!
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