Love Hurts

When you win your Oscar, there's a brief window to make your dream movie (I assume). For Ke Huy Quan, that dream was simple: be Jackie Chan. And that's exactly what Love Hurts is — a Jackie Chan movie starring Ke Huy Quan. He plays a lovable goofball who inexplicably knows Kung Fu, battling cartoonish villains in incongruous locations with whatever ordinary objects are nearby. Ke is thoroughly charming, even if the fight scenes are way, way too long and the story itself is a dull gangster retread. Based on the formula, mission accomplished. I hope his dreams were fulfilled.