screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Friday, April 29, 2011

Fast Five

There’s more homoerotic tension between Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel than there was in Top Gun and all of the Lord of the Rings movies combined. The Oceans Eleven heist device seems like a good fit to transition to from all of the drag racing. But the filmmakers still whitewash the hundreds of innocent bystanders who were certainly killed during the climactic police chase/Armageddon in the streets of Rio so the protagonists could escape and buy brand new Italian sports cars. Here’s hoping that in the opening minutes of Fast 6 some of their stolen loot goes to the families of the Brazilian victims in remembrance of that horrible summer day.

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