screen |skr_n| |skrin| |skri_n| noun • a blank, typically white or silver surface on which a photographic image is projected : the world's largest movie screen • movies or television; the motion-picture industry : she's a star of the stage as well as the screen. verb [ trans. ] • protect (someone) from something dangerous or unpleasant • evaluate or analyze (something) for its suitability for a particular purpose or application


Saturday, April 09, 2011

Your Highness

As I am writing this weblog entry, I am stoned out of my mind. Being stoned makes me hilarious and brilliant. I’m sure you, gentle reader, are amazed by how hilarious I am, whether you are stoned or not. As I write my brilliant and hilarious critique of Your Highness, I’m truly in awe of how articulate and clever I am. Marijuana in no way affects or inhibits my ability to judge my own hilarity. I am a genius, and pot just fertilizes the already fertile ground that is my hysterically funny imagination. Laugh, my children! Laugh heartily! I need no filter!
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